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*Pulls out a smoke and uses his torch of a arm to light it. Taking a few puffs he looks at Pyro Girl. "That all you got lady?"
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Originally posted by THE MAN@Aug 16 2005, 12:00 AM
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. your a big girl. If its up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You dont here us complaining about you leaving it down all the time!
2. Shopping is not a sport, And no us guys are not going to change our veiw on this.
3. Crying is Blackmail
4. Ask for what you want, Lets be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work, Obvious hints do not work. Just say it
5. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
6. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
7. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
8. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
9. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
10. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
11. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
12. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
13. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
14. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
15. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
16. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
17. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
18. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
19. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine .... Really.
20. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
21. You have enough clothes, You have too many shoes, I am in shape. Round is a shape.
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Good set of rules to stick by hun...trouble is...Sunday= sports...thats my day...I want to be in the pub watching the footie.

Welcome hun...have fun.
 
Originally posted by Princess Pyro@Aug 19 2005, 03:04 AM
*ahem* it's Princess Pyro. not 'Pyro Girl'! and that is all i have got for you, as you cannot even get my name right, i shall waste no further time on you.
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is that the best comeback you have??
 
its certainly better than : 'yeah go man' wouldnt you say?Why is everyone here picking on people atm? Tis not good in anyway shape or form...

anymore comments like that and I'm sorry but THE MANS welcome thread will be closed.
 
yeah go man was not a comback and i was simply playing around and joking you dont need to take it so personal!
and i was not "picking on people" im sorry if youn feel that way but i have to dissagree...
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I wasnt just referring to just you Dreama...and next time if you are joking maybe add in a little smiley face so other people know it too, because just by reading it...it doesnt sound like much of a joke
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Originally posted by Dreama+Aug 19 2005, 06:18 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Dreama @ Aug 19 2005, 06:18 PM)</div>
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@Aug 19 2005, 03:04 AM
*ahem* it's Princess Pyro. not 'Pyro Girl'! and that is all i have got for you, as you cannot even get my name right, i shall waste no further time on you.
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is that the best comeback you have?? [/b]
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actually, that wasn't a comeback. that was just cold hard truth
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