im possibly the only guy who has enough balls or is secure enough with his own heterosexual sexual orentation to join this forum. Consider me the pesky boy here to ruin this forums metephorical slumber party. Not in a fasion that would break your delicate rules. But in a fasion of maturity!
I have some rules you all should know beforehand
We always hear rules from the female side. Well here is THE MANS RULES for all of you to see!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. your a big girl. If its up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You dont here us complaining about you leaving it down all the time!
2. Shopping is not a sport, And no us guys are not going to change our veiw on this.
3. Crying is Blackmail
4. Ask for what you want, Lets be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work, Obvious hints do not work. Just say it
5. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
6. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
7. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
8. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
9. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
10. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
11. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
12. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
13. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
14. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
15. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
16. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
17. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
18. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
19. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine .... Really.
20. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
21. You have enough clothes, You have too many shoes, I am in shape. Round is a shape.
I have some rules you all should know beforehand
We always hear rules from the female side. Well here is THE MANS RULES for all of you to see!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. your a big girl. If its up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You dont here us complaining about you leaving it down all the time!
2. Shopping is not a sport, And no us guys are not going to change our veiw on this.
3. Crying is Blackmail
4. Ask for what you want, Lets be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work, Obvious hints do not work. Just say it
5. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
6. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
7. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
8. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
9. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
10. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
11. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
12. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
13. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
14. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
15. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
16. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
17. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
18. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
19. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine .... Really.
20. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
21. You have enough clothes, You have too many shoes, I am in shape. Round is a shape.
