The Flirting Thread

[El Snuffy]

Your secretary has been, dealt with, now unhand the lady, scoundrel!

 

[Subby]

Not till you admit I am prettier, you devil!

 

[El Snuffy]

This isn't about you, villain!

*pulls out cutlass and makes sure pirate shirt ruffles just so*

Have at you!

 

[Subby]

Avast!

*swings down from above on rope... brandishing a dagger in he teeth*

just call me Captain Spack Jarrow.....

*shirt also ruffles in the wind*

 

[Tiggs]

Ahem. There's only one Cap'n on these here boards, gentleman

* engages Subby and Snuffy in a three way Duel *

 

[El Snuffy]

You can feel the wrath of my karate chop!

*karate chops Tiggs, pirate-style, then puts Subby in the Vulcan neck pinch*

I declare eternal victory!

Now, where were we before we were so rudely interupted?

 

[Subby]

*has already jumped ship with Tilly, leaving a lookalike of himself dressed up to fool the others*

They do not suspect a thing....

Tsk its so cold on this boat... how will we keep warm?

 

[Chantilly]

I might think of a few ways to stay warm....

Snogpile!

 

[Subby]

*snogs Tilly...*

 

[El Snuffy]

*steals Subby's blanket*

I said I declared eternal victory. You can't go cheating, now.

*fires a broadside into Subby's pirate ship*

Try and snog Tilly while your sinking, scoundrel!

 

[Chantilly]

Snuffy is so brave!

*swoons*

 

[Lottie]

Tut..tut. Watch and learn.

Ahoy! I am Captain Lottie o' godliness! I see thar be trouble 'n th' pretty Tilly needs rescuin' from these scoundrels!
I Jumps on board, fights all 3 o' them 'n gives them th' 'stare' grabs tilly around th' waist 'n swin's into waitin' yacht bound for Monaco, complete wit' johnny depp 'n orlando bloom look alikes 'n lots o' ice-cream!

 

[Tiggs]

Well Lottie - you'd beat me in a fair fight - but that's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it? [moves one of the sails so that the yardarm catches Subby, Snuffy & Lottie and swings them out over the sea] Now, as long as you three are just hanging there, pay attention. The only rules that really matter are these - what a man can do and what a man can't do.

* Snogs Tilly breathless *

 

[El Snuffy]

I see...

*sneaks aboard Lottie's yacht, throws Johnny and Orlando overboard, and hangs out in the captain's chamber with a bag of popcorn*

Snogpile?

 

[AliceCoopersGirl]

*Throws Snuffys popcorn overboard...jumps him and goes in for the snog*