The Flirting Thread

[Chantilly]

Snogpile!

*still thinking of Snuffy's hose*

 

[Subby]

I'm prettier in my firemans outfit....

Not only do I bring my hose, but I also let some lucky ladies have a slide on my pole

 

[AliceCoopersGirl]

Can I be lucky Subby?

 

[Subby]

Yes, just form an orderly queue

 

[Chantilly]

*gets in line*

*catches a glimpse*

*faints again*

 

[Lottie]

*runs in with bucket of water and puts the flames out!*

 

[Subby]

Tsk... the sight of my helmet often makes a lady faint

 

[El Snuffy]

*takes off shirt and applies baby oil*

 

[Chantilly]

Baby oil! Snuffy, you look so shiny!

 

[Subby]

Tsk Snuffy.... you know how many babies they had to drain to get that oil....

*flexes muscles*

 

[El Snuffy]

*scoops up Tilly, snogs her senseless, and carries her away to an undisclosed location*

Pfft Subby, you're just jealous because I'm shinier than you are.

 

[Chantilly]

It will take me many a year to recover from that one.

 

[Subby]

*Grabs Tilly and takes her away for some intense therapy*

 

[El Snuffy]

Hey, I don't share! Give her back 'lest you feel the wrath of my karate chop!

 

[Subby]

I'm sorry, she and I are busy... please leave your greivance with my secretary... and i will get back to you....