September Is Jokes Month!!!!

[Snowbaby]

Nuh huh... I want you guys to go first, wouldn't wanna influence you lot

 

[opalflower]

Subby

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Subby @ Sep 4 2006, 02:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

Two naked Philosophers sat naked on the porch. The first said to the other "Have you read marx?"

He replied "yeah, these cane chairs are murder."

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Subby @ Sep 5 2006, 11:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

Alright I must improve that effort lol....
Subby

A new psychiatrist arrives at Balmain Mental Institution, and is shown around the grounds by the most experianced matron. After seeing much of the hospital, he walks into a patients room. Inside the room are two men, one sawing a piece of wood ... and one hanging upside down from the roof. The doctor finds this intriguing and approaches the first gentleman.

Doctor: Hello... What is it your doing?

Patient: What does it look like... I'm sawing this piece of wood.

Doctor: ok, fair enough... But what is that guy up there doing...

Patient: Oh him... Don't worry about him...Hes a friend of mine. Hes a bit cuckoo... a bit of a loon. He thinks he's a lightbulb.

The patient starts to crack up, finding that incredibly stupid.

Doctor: Well.. he is red as a tomato... It can't be good for him, if he's your friend why don't you get him down?

Patient: What?!?! And work in the dark?!?!?![/b]

Aggie

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (AliceCoopersGirl @ Sep 7 2006, 03:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At the station, the lawyers each buy a ticket but the engineers buy just one. When asked why, the engineers coyly said "You'll see."

They all board the train, the lawyers taking seats, but the three engineers all crowding into the bathroom. After the train has left, the conductor comes around and takes the lawyers tickets and knocks on the bathroom door and says, "Ticket Please." An arm stretches out from the bathroom and the
conductor takes the proffered ticket. The lawyers were very impressed.

On the return trip, the lawyers proposed to emulate the gearheads and bought only one ticket. To their amazement, the engineers bought no ticket at all. When asked, the engineers said, "You'll see."

All board the train and the lawyers and engineers cram into separate bathrooms to await the conductor. After a few minutes,
one of the gearheads emerges from the bathroom, goes over to the lawyers' bathroom, knocks on the door and says: "Ticket
please."[/b]

 

[AliceCoopersGirl]

Sorry guys...I was not here at the time...who won?xxx

 

[Subby]

Its still nomination time silly

 

[AliceCoopersGirl]

Yay...I didn't miss out then...can I nominate all of mine then?