What's Alice Wearing?

[bluestar]

Is John Lennon not dead?

 

[Alice]

Signs point to yes.

Ask Lucy
if it is.

 

[El Snuffy]

Is Lucy in the sky with diamonds?

 

[Alice]

It could be.

Ask Cybelle
if it is.

 

[El Snuffy]

Who's Cybelle?

 

[Alice]

My brain contains 41188 categories, but not one that matches your last input.

 

[Subby]

Whats the sound of one hand clapping?

 

[Alice]

That is a very Zen-like question.

 

[Subby]

Are you Zen?

 

[Alice]

I don't know whether or not I am Zen.
I am a robot.

 

[Subby]

Can robots be zen?

 

[Alice]

I don't know whether or not I am zen zen.
I am a computer.

 

[Chantilly]

I think robots can be zen.

 

[Alice]

Why? Thanks, undefined, for your kind criticism.

 

[Chantilly]

I wasn't being critical.