What is your secret or not so secret term for your period/menstruation?

[claudine]

I don't have any secret term . I just call it 'it'. Or I simply say that I'm not feeling well because of feminine reasons - it's enough for my boyfriend to know what I mean.

 

[Jesserotica]

I usually either just call it my period or my monthlies. Or the DEVIL because that's what it is!

 

[sillylucy]

I had friend who would say Aunt Helen was visiting too and I never got the reference. Some of them said they were "going to the bank" when they needed to run to the bathroom. I just say I am having "girl time."