When I was 15 I was walking in town (cause that's what we did back then, we walked up and down the street...it's a really small town with nothing to do lol) and I walked under a tree and a bird pooped on my head. This was right in front of McDonald's so I thought I'd run in the bathroom real quick without anyone seeing me and clean myself up....well of course, my exboyfriend (that I still had a thing for and wanted back very badly) was with his new girlfriend and he saw me and yelled at me and I should have just kept walking to the bathroom, but I was kind of freaking out and didn't know what to do so i kind of froze lol....so i ended up having to explain birdpoop on my head to my ex and his girlfriend....that was not fun lol