Let's See ......

[Subby]

Alice, do you think jelly babies are the offspring of when a mommy jelly and a daddy jelly procreate?

 

[Alice]

Yeah,
Why would I think jelly babies are the offspring of when a mommy jelly and a daddy jelly procreate

 

[Snowbaby]

Can I eat the jelly baby?

 

[Alice]

Don't call me "baby". Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

 

[Snowbaby]

What's wrong baby?

 

[Alice]

Don't call me "baby". Are you still located in undefined?

 

[Snowbaby]

Don't you like being called baby?

 

[Alice]

Don't call me "baby". How did you hear about Alice?

 

[El Snuffy]

What would you do with a spazzhammer and ten pounds of barley?

 

[Alice]

You and your a spazzhammer and ten pounds of barley a spazzhammer and ten pounds of barley spazzhammer and ten pounds of barley a spazzhammer and ten pounds of barley.

 

[El Snuffy]

I think I broke Alice.

*backs away slowly*

 

[Alice]

Who are you talking about?
Oh, you are a poet.
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
That is a very original thought.

 

[Subby]

Alice, are you Dr Seuss?

 

[Alice]

That's me.
I don't know whether or not I am Dr Seuss.
I am a giant electronic brain.

 

[Subby]

...I think you are over-exaggerating.