I Have Never.....

[Nautica]

I have!!!

I have never gotten shot...

 

[El Snuffy]

Depends, do they actually have to have hit me?

I've never kissed a walrus.

 

[merisplit]

I have, my stuffed animal

I've never kissed a politician

 

[Chantilly]

I have.

Only the cheek to cheek greeting kiss though. Nothing saucy.

I have never worn leather chaps.

 

[El Snuffy]

Neither have I.

I've never been to France.

 

[merisplit]

Neither have I

I've never tried to talk to spirits

 

[Nautica]

I have...


I have never been in love...

 

[Dot]

I have..I have never won a million dollars

 

[El Snuffy]

Nor have I.

I have never travelled cross-country with an orangutan.

 

[Chantilly]

Me neither... it's a shame really.

I have never broken a bone.

 

[Subby]

I have many, some of them mine

I have never Danced a tango

 

[Chantilly]

Subby.

I haven't danced the tango either.

I have never said no to ice cream.

 

[Subby]

I have.... and it needs to learn no means NO!

I have never asked a girl out on a date...

 

[Chantilly]

Uh, me neither.

I have never pet a whale.

 

[Nautica]

Ew!! Neither have I!!

I have never been a Blackjack Dealer