I Have Never.....

[merisplit]

Oh I have, but only for first couple of seconds - it happens always on the first day of my vacation, when of course, I don't sleep in my own bed...I open my eyes, and for a second or two, I can't remember why I'm not in my own bed and where am I anyway

I have never eaten a lobster.

 

[El Snuffy]

I have. They're good with butter.

I have never run away screaming.

 

[Chantilly]

Me neither. Then again, maybe I have? If I did it was a joke. But I wouldn't remember. So, no.

I have never stepped on a nail.

 

[El Snuffy]

I have. It wasn't something I'd recommend.

I have never been to the moon.

 

[Chantilly]

Me neither. I've only had my head in the clouds.

I have never had an otter as a pet.

 

[El Snuffy]

I want one though! Otters are swanky!

I have never wrestled an alligator.

 

[Lottie]

Neither have I.

I have never sleep walked.

 

[El Snuffy]

Me neither.

I've never been to the circus after childhood.

 

[Chantilly]

I have, if Cirque de Soleil counts.

I have never worn a fur coat.

 

[Subby]

I think I have... not for long though

I have never eaten ferret.

 

[huny]

ew niether have i

i have never eaten black pudding

 

[merisplit]

I have, but I didn't like it

I have never liked chocolate with hazelnuts

 

[Chantilly]

You're crazy! They're fantastic.

I have never worn 3-inch heels.

(I'm running out of things I've never done.

)

 

[Subby]

Me neither

I have never been asked to dance by the opposite sex.

 

[Nautica]

I have...

I have never cooked a 5 course meal.