I Have Never.....

[merisplit]

Neither have I. But, I wish I were a bit more popular, I must say.

I have never had a foot massage

 

[El Snuffy]

I have given a foot massage a time or two!

I have never shaved my legs.

 

[merisplit]

I have

I have never had a goatee!

 

[El Snuffy]

Been there did that.

I have never worn a prom dress.

 

[merisplit]

Heh, I did that

I've never worn male boxer shorts!

 

[El Snuffy]

Yep, did that too.

I've never dressed as a naughty schoolgirl.

 

[merisplit]

Neither have I! This one really disappointed you, didn't it?

Have you ever starved yourself cause you wanted to "cleanse" your organism?

(I haven't)

 

[El Snuffy]

maybe...

I've never starved myself either.

I've never seen a sea monster.

 

[merisplit]

I have, everytime this "friend" of mine starts swimming

Have you ever wished to change the crowd you're going out with?

 

[El Snuffy]

A time or two. I don't think I fit in with the people I'm around most of the time.

Have you ever shown your butt to a stranger?

 

[merisplit]

Like flashed someone? No! And I've never shown my butt to a stranger in any other way either

Have you ever flashed anyone?

 

[El Snuffy]

Plenty of times.

Have you ever karate chopped a ninja?

 

[merisplit]

no, never, imagine that..there must be something wrong with me

Have you ever walked on snow with your bare feet?

 

[El Snuffy]

No, I've gone out in the snow wearing flip-flops, though. Is that close enough?

I think we went off topic for a minute, there.

I have never had a pet goose.

 

[beaminit]

me neither

I've never regretted saying I love you