One Liner...

[Snowbaby]

Why did the idiot throw the clock out of the window?

Because he wanted to see time fly!

 

[Potholer]

Terrible! Terrible!

Haha jeepers. So bad.

But hey, while we're at it -

Q. What's a wock?
A. It's something you thwow at a wabbit when youw wifle's out of bullets.

Heh heh heh.

 

[Snowbaby]

*keeps wabbit safe*

 

[Princess Pyro]

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic shopping bag?

One's white, plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, and the other you carry your groceries in

 

[Potholer]

Originally posted by Snowbaby@Sep 10 2005, 09:13 PM
*keeps wabbit safe*

Sorry wabbit! Haha jeepers that was so bad.

How about this one then?

Empath: You're good, how am I?

 

[wabbit]

Originally posted by Snowbaby@Sep 10 2005, 08:13 AM
*keeps wabbit safe*

loooooooooooool !

and ty for keeping me safe, Snowy

<--that was me wunning away from that wock!

 

[wabbit]

"Has there been any insanity in your family?"
"Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he's the boss."

 

[Snowbaby]

 

[Potholer]

Originally posted by wabbit+Sep 11 2005, 01:34 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (wabbit @ Sep 11 2005, 01:34 PM)</div>

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@Sep 10 2005, 08:13 AM
*keeps wabbit safe*

loooooooooooool !

and ty for keeping me safe, Snowy

<--that was me wunning away from that wock!

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LMAO

OH! Bar jokes!

A mule walks into a bar and asks for a beer in a croaky voice and the bartender says "Sick are you?" and the mule says "Nah, just a little hoarse"

oh man, that cracks me up.