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Musical Mix Ups!!!!!

Subby

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Hi all,

I have always thought about how a generic tune becomes such a part of a musical that we identify the song and lyrics by it.....

This doesnt really go with that thought, but I decided to see what would happen if they stuffed the tunes up..... So here is my first re-write..... to the tune of "Summer Nights" of grease is :

Oliver the Musical.



Oliver: Homeless orphan, Out on my ass

Dodger: Homeless Orphan, better learn to steal fast

Oliver: I got kicked out, asking for more

Dodger: Come with me, you can sleep on the floor

Both: Homeless fun, and our friendships begun.. And faegen will meet you tonight

Everyone: Well a well a well a huh

Kids : Tell me more, tell me more

Kid: Did you come from afar?

Everyone: Tell me more, tell me more

Kid: Have they invented the car?

Everyone: Un-huh Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh

Oliver: I met faegan, he seemed quite grand

Faegan: What a twit, couldnt take the cloth from my hand

Oliver: I learned a lot, Ill get to the top...

Dodger: Not now, you've just been caught by a cop

Oliver and Cop: Might be young, but my case has begun... In jail I'll be spending the night

Everyone: Uh well-a well-a well-a huh


Kids: Tell me more, tell me more

Oliver: Will this work out all right?

Everyone: Tell me more, tell me more

Faegan: Bill seems aggitated tonight...

Everyone: Uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh

Oliver: I got rescued, was wrongfully grabbed

Man: I'll take him home, such a nice looking young lad

Oliver: First time this year, Im get to wash in some water

Man: You know what, he looks like my daughter...

Both: This homeless thing, don't mean a thing, when you bump into random family at night

Everyone: Uh well-a well-a well-a huh

Kids: Tell me more, tell me more

Bill: The kid could squeal on you all

Kids: Tell me more, tell me more

Faegan: Bill, I won't be the only one to fall

Everyone: shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop,shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, YEH

Bill: Nancy will nap him, for in her he does like

Nancy: I will do, but ill bide my time sikes

Bill: Shes got him now, he'll be with us or die

Nancy: Till 12 o clock, then to free him again i will try

Everyone: Woah!

Oliver and Nancy: We disappear, Now we're shaking in fear, and I guess Nancy will be dying tonight

Everyone: woo, woo, woo

Kids: Tell me more, tell me more

Bill: How could you do this to me?

Everyone: Tell me more, tell me more

Nancy: Hes a small boy, he should go home and be free....

Cop: Bill got angry - and he beat her to death

Bill: But its off camera, so our G rating is left

Oliver: He tried to run, and swing over town...

Cop: He'll hang for a while, till we can be arsed gettin him down

Oliver and Man: Homeless dreams ripped at the seams, bu-ut oh, I get a bed to sleep in toooooniiggggggggghhhhhhhhht....
 
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roflmao

I wanna see that on comic relief this year

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