Corrupted Wishes

[thistle]

Fairly simple, one person posts a wish and the next person play Genie and grants the wish .....with a sting in the tail ...... then posts their own wish

ie: I wish I could fly. Answer ..... granted you now have wings but you have lost your legs




I wish I was rich

 

[Snowbaby]

granted but now you have 10 kids to feed.

I wish I I had pink hair

 

[thistle]

Granted !

But now it's all over your body................even your back ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


I wish I was taller

 

[Snowbaby]

granted but now you can't see where you're going due to the clouds

I wish I had all my Christmas SHopping done

 

[thistle]

Granted !

But Xmas is now illegal so you wasted all your money

I wish I could grow my fingernails

 

[Snowbaby]

Granted but they are dirty, broken and uneven

I wish someone would shine my engagement ring!

 

[thistle]

Granted ! but after they've finished making it shine they steal it

I wish I didn't have to go to work today

 

[Subby]

Granted, but though you don't have to you still do anyway

I wish we had a shower...

 

[thistle]

Granted!

But umm it was kinda expensive so I had to sell the X-Box to pay the plumber

I wish I had more energy

 

[Subby]

Granted...

...However Subby's attention is taken by the young maid he has empolyed to help you out

I wish I could sleep more.

 

[thistle]

granted

You fall into a coma when a hammer comes into contact wth your head

I wish someone would rub my back

 

[Nautica]

Granted, but the person has some kind of fungus all over their hands...ew!!!

I wish I was warm...

 

[sis]

granted, now you're on fire.


i wish i was tanner.

 

[Nautica]

Granted, but now your skin is all old and cracked...

I wish I had some beer

 

[Snowbaby]

<strike>Granted... but now you are orange!</strike>

Nautica and I posted at same time!!

Granted but it tastes like vinegar!

I wish it wasn't foggy here