Oh! My! God !!!

[thistle]

So subby was ogling Myleene Klass on telly tonight and I said to him ...

"Hoi! stop eyeing her up"

He said....

"I can't help it !!!! she's my ideal woman!"

I replied ...

" I'M supposed to be your ideal woman"

he said ...


are you ready for this?



you'll be shocked...


he said ...

"no, you're the best available option"

please form an orderly queue to slap him senseless


me first


*SLAP*

 

[Subby]

Now come on, putting it like that makes me seem like a complete git.

... Oh wait..

 

[merisplit]

*slap*

you git!!!

 

[Chantilly]

*slaps Subby*

You know you deserve worse. You're getting off easy.

 

[Subby]

Pfffft

I'll just keep my mouth shut I think

 

[Jujubean]

*SLAP*

how dares he??

 

[Nautica]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Subby @ Dec 17 2007, 10:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

Pfffft

I'll just keep my mouth shut I think

[/b]

I think if ya had done that in the first place, you wouldn't be in this predicament...

 

[thistle]

Nautica

 

[Tiddlyjen]

*slaaaaaap*

hardcore slappage.

 

[Subby]

Im going to need an ECG after this...

 

[narmour]

That is great. Hahahaha!

poor subby...

 

[Chantilly]

poor Subby? You obviously don't know him well.

 

[Ninja kitty jounior]

i doo! kina..........................