Joke Jamboree

[ninja kitty yukiko]

You have to tell a joke and give three options. someone else tells which answer is right! Ready?


Lets start with an easy one.
What do you get when you cross a dino and fireworks?????


1.dragon
2.dynamite
3.mad dino

Which one??????????

 

[Dot]

2. dynamite

My turn... What do corn wear to bed ?

1. flannel
2. birthday suit
3. silk

 

[Ninja Girl Momoko]

Flannel!!!

What does Momoko wear to bed???


1. potato salad
2. polka dot pajamas
2. biscuits and gravy

 

[Dot]

polka dot pyjamas , of course

My turn again...What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

1.Ice cream headache
2.Frostbite
3.Popsicle

 

[ninja kitty yukiko]

FROSTBITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






Why did the chicken cross the road?



1. to get some exercise
2. to get to the other side
3.to lay eggs