It Doesn't Hurt To Take A Hard Look At Yourself

[Snowbaby]

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and

this should help get you started.



During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what

the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be

institutionalised.



"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a

teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to

empty the bathtub."



"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the

bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."



"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you

want a bed near the window?

 

[Tiddlyjen]

bwahahahahaha, thats sooo cool!And when i read it i was like duh bucket!!

 

[Princess Pyro]

I thought spoon! Spoons are just so cool

 

[AliceCoopersGirl]

I was thinking pull the plug...but I had read one like that before

So funny hunnie...thanks for posting it.