opalflower
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A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the managerare walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, I'll give each of you one wish."
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk.
"I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! she's gone.
"Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life."Poof! He's gone.
"Ok you're up" the Genie say's to the manager.
The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
The moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, I'll give each of you one wish."
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk.
"I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! she's gone.
"Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life."Poof! He's gone.
"Ok you're up" the Genie say's to the manager.
The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
The moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.
