The Time Of Dirty Gnome Has Come!

[El Snuffy]

OBEY!

 

[Ninja Girl Momoko]

Dirty Gnome! Long have we awaited your arrival! We shall now harken unto this place of pink and squishyness!!

 

[Dot]

the earth trembles....

 

[Ninja Girl Momoko]

behave cute Dot. Dirty Gnome does not take kindly to sarcasm!

 

[El Snuffy]

Dirty Gnome shall smite you! Speak not against him! You must obey the will of Dirty Gnome in all matters! It is written.

 

[Ninja Girl Momoko]

But snuffy....

*whispers*


dirty gnome has not made any commands yet..

 

[Dot]

Smite moi..Oh I think not!

 

[Ninja Girl Momoko]

Dot has used her powers of pink cuteness to make Dirty Gnome pink??


OH!! The heresy!!

 

[El Snuffy]

Dirty Gnome commands that you obey! This is all you need to know. Dot, you shall pay for this. Oh you shall pay. but firstly, Dirty Gnome demands frosting! Chocolate frosting. You must bring him a jar of this jive, and a spoon. A silver spoon, unmarked by time. Hear this and obey! It is written.

 

[Dot]

*raises eybrow*

 

[Ninja Girl Momoko]

pssst


but.. you have been pinkified, o lord..

 

[El Snuffy]

What do you mean pinkified? Dirty Gnome knows no pink upon his person. This will not stand! This aggression will not stand!



Umm. Dot. There's a pink gnome in my signature. Dot. I just thought I'd point that out to you.

 

[Dot]

yes indeedy

 

[El Snuffy]

Why do you hate me?

 

[Dot]

snuffy...you threatened to smite me...I had to take drastic measures