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Some Quick Humour

merlin1974

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Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?

What is the insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
The man.

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?
A widower.

Why did Moses wander the desert for 40 years?
He wouldn't ask for directions.

What the quickest way to a man's heart?
Through the chest with a sharp knife.

When do you care for a man's company?
When he owns it.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?
Close the door.
 
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