Lies!

[El Snuffy]

For years now Subby has been spreading lies that he is prettier than I am. I am here to say that we must put a stop to this heresy, once and for all! There is NASA evidence confirming my prettiness.

See here:

Do not allow Subby to continue on his crusade of deception! Together, we can make a difference.

 

[Chantilly]

 

[merisplit]

 

[Subby]

where does it mention nasa? I didn't know they made scales....

The difference is that you were a pretty baby, I had the potential.... and I evolved into such a pretty being, whereas you went backwards to be judged as pretty as George Bush....

 

[merisplit]

In this thread, I'll obviousley express myself with smileys only!

 

[El Snuffy]

Do not let Subby continue his smear campaign. You have clearly been bitter, and since you won that Barbara Bush look-alike contest you have only gotten angrier.

 

[Lottie]

Of course this is all conjecture... I want to see some proof!

 

[Chantilly]

...swimsuit contest?

 

[Subby]

Subby in a swimsuit is something to behold.

Last time I went to the beach, three hundred ladies got so distracted they forgot how to swim

 

[Dot]

oh dear god...it's starting again

 

[Chantilly]

Sorry Subby... I corrected your spelling.

Apparently the ladies here are so pretty they are distracting Subby so much that he can't type properly. Or maybe it is just Snuffy? Hmmm.......

 

[Subby]

Oh it definately is the ladies....

 

[El Snuffy]

Don't get Subby started. If you don't file a restraining order he gets the idea you're in love with him.

 

[Subby]

Pffft... only that one time...

 

[Tiggs]

...at bandcamp...