How much would you love to say this to your boss...
Wipe your mouth, there's a bit of bullsh*t on your lip!
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma!
Shhh... that's the sound of no one caring what you think!
Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning??
I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce!
If you have something to say, raise your hand... and place it over your mouth!
You're not yourself today, I noticed the improvement immediately!
Don't let your mind wander, it's too small to be out alone!
Or to old Betty who sits next to you.... "Would you like some cheese to go with that whine??"
Wipe your mouth, there's a bit of bullsh*t on your lip!
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma!
Shhh... that's the sound of no one caring what you think!
Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning??
I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce!
If you have something to say, raise your hand... and place it over your mouth!
You're not yourself today, I noticed the improvement immediately!
Don't let your mind wander, it's too small to be out alone!
Or to old Betty who sits next to you.... "Would you like some cheese to go with that whine??"