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Subby

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Give me some interests of yours, and providing I know something about them I shall create a poem of humourous content, unless your stone boring
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Come on....Do it. DAMN IT!
 
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Ok heres the first....

I was settling in for a dose
When I got an itch on the end of my nose
In my sleepyness I scratched with my finger
And it slipped and fell into the "inner"

A gasp was then heard from the room
As my friend, with the camera on close zoom
Took a photo and giggled a lot
I explained I was not drilling for snot...

I slipped, i was not there a picking
my nose is not one for finger sticking
But he didnt believe me you see
It was his 4th photo like this, this week

I told him to quit it, im not sick
And if he didnt leave, id get him with a single flick
he left, saying I was completely obscene
But... hes the one now with the hair of green.....
 
As I was sitting and watching the dinosaur barney
Some annoying brat hit me with a giant salami
I sat back in shock
it felt like a rock
And i never knew salami could harm me


Ok that sucks... but I cant think of much to go with salami....
 
if you ever need to feed an entire troop
then I recommend a vat of heinz tomato soup
Its lovely, delivous and very deep red
If they don't finish it, they could us it to clean their guns instead

To get into a can of such a delicate tendor
You must be a tomato, or something that got stuck in the blender
Its really handy to have, in case of a blood
And in case attacked by vampires, they may think its blood.
 
Digby, you wild beast with the heart of gold
Digby, With the colors and shades of burnt bread with mould
When a noise happens, hes up and alert
But hes in WA, so I understand how much he hurts ...
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Digby, such a noble dog by his masters side
Digby, if you jumped from the roof you sure wouldnt glide
Although your a dog, and drool all the time
Im finding it hard to continue this rhyme
So, dine out on pal... or on chum so lovely
And please, leave me alone, cos another verse of this would harm me....
 
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I used to love you because you were sweet
But since then you've gone all sour
I wanted to spend my life with you
Now I cant even stand to an hour

Why is it you keep throwing lemons at me
from over the fence past the way
I got one in the face
And I cant take that taste of lemon away

it might have been cute when you were 5 or 6
to be throwing fruit at me as I walk
But now your frikking 42
I think its time we sit down and talk

my therapist says your just being playful
That I should understand your feelings
Well, he had a point I guess, so in return
I dumped at your door a truck load of banana peelings
 
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